﻿<app> i am thinking of creating a companion for instant boss...instant mouser  <app> you run it and it ignores you
<app> when hubby gets on my nerves, i play bejeweled blitz <app> it keeps him alive for 60 more seconds...and keeps me out of prison for 60 more seconds <app> i repeat as often as necessary
<mouser> hi paarkhi! <mouser> or not <mouser> thats what happens when you are scrolled up <mouser> you talk to people who dont exist
<mouser> lol first i shall run a marathon, then that shall win me a woman <mouser> isn't that how it works nowadays?
<Stephen66> you have bought wood...to hold wood <Stephen66> o0 <mouser> yes i know <mouser> dont tell anyone here <mouser> they will make fun of me
<mouser> i wish they had made a version of the game that makes you not have to make these choices and this time im going to play as a woman <mouser> i thought i would enjoy playing as a man so i could have a girlfriend in the game but its annoying watching me <mouser> so ill be a woman, at least i can enjoy watching myself <p3lb0x> You can still have a girlfriend as a female <mouser> yeah that too
<mouser> yeah i really just want the story and to kiss girls in their tight suits in space.
<mouser> videogames have taught me i am an old man
<mouser> brute force solutions are so unfairly treated <mouser> there are few things as enjoyable and pleasing as a brute force function that runs in one's lifetime <mouser> the only bad brute force function is one where you die before it finishes <mouser> all others are beautiful
<app> i still think you didn't come because you are covered with fur, have a tail, can't speak english, and couldn't bring your fav brand of kitty litter
<mouser> once i went to a summer camp for a month <mouser> without computers <mouser> and we just simulated them on paper :)
January 2004: <mouser> its an idea i've been playing with <mouser> still just playing witht the idea of it <mouser> it will probably fail [referring to his idea for DonationCoder]
<lanux128> i need help with a 'wireless bridge' <mouser> ill help you <lanux128> our office pcs are all wired <mouser> here's my helpful advice: dont drive over wireless bridges <mouser> they might fall
<mouser> today john and traci accused me of being the mean father <mouser> that wont let his kids go on the rides at disney world <Gothi[c]_> YEAH! <Gothi[c]_> meanie partypooper! <Gothi[c]_> :)
<Gothi[c]_> but i found out mouser secretly keeps a clone of him in the basement trained for doing screencasts
<JoTo> you can't eat a sausage without having mouser adding his mustard to it LOL
<mouser> the donation money will pay for 2 years of hosting costs is another way to look at it or 12,000 candy bars to fuel mouser
<Gothi[c]> i wonder what kind of excercise mouser is doing  <zridling> naked badminton -- very dangerous sport, I hear
<mouser> if you mouser a mouser and he isnt listening.. has he really been mousered?
<mouser> i wonder if god created religion just to see if it would make the rest of us laugh <mouser> and then he was like 'wait.. what?'
<mouser> i need some backup batteries for my brain
<SpyderPig> mouser needs an electric current injected directly into his pelvic region that we can use to remote shock him when we need his attention
<mouser> am i still here? <mouser> my internet connection is messed up today <mouser> i think turkeys are biting through the wires
<mouser> is there any site for taking out a hit on that guy Emeril who has a cooking show? i think that would be more useful.
<mouser> donate $5 to the whack a dino fund <mouser> when we get $100 we will hire someone to drive to wordzilla's house and whack him on the head with a stick <mouser> that will bring him good luck for 7 years <mouser> at least that's what shamurai told me <mouser> sounds a bit fishy now that i say it out loud <Gothi[c]> i bet Shamurai would do it for free
<wordzilla> yes but what if Sham shouts BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER in the chan and it gets quoted <mouser> so what <mouser> thats life <mouser> thats living in sham world <mouser> people should fear it <mouser> but they should know <mouser> monsters like sham exist <mouser> hehehehehehe <mouser> hahahahahaahh <mouser> i made myself laugh <mouser> hahaahahahahahahah <mouser> ahahahahahahahahahah
<Ehtyar> zomfg <Ehtyar> mouser you did not just post buy a book <tinjaw> HaHAHAh <tinjaw> It is mouser's way of helping himself to not feel like a book adict <Ehtyar> rofl <tinjaw> if other people buy books he can say, 'see! other people buy books!' <tinjaw> yeah, just not hundreds of books like him. :)
<Conquer> mousey here? <Shamurai> He is mouseterbating
<mouser> app is coded in combo of php and perl <mouser> plus a delphi front end gui <mouser> and she runs quite well and reliably <mouser> except if you try to organize her with gtd <mouser> then she crashes with giant memory fault
<wordzilla> didnt mouser mention he'd devote his body to science? <Deozaan> I think when he said that he meant he'd volunteer to be the love slave to an all-female alien race. <mouser> definitely <Deozaan> For science, of course. * tinjaw raises his beer stein <tinjaw> for science! <tinjaw> *hicup*
<mouser> ill try to be more here when im here :)
<mouser> i wish i could teach my cat to program <mouser> hmm thats a good idea... a cat programming language <mouser> made up mostly of different kinds of meows <tinjaw> in that language an exception will be called furBall() <tinjaw> And the most popular debugger will be called litterBox
<mouser> if i had a genie i could make a wish on for the sake of the world <mouser> it would be: make all bugs reproducable <tonsofpcs> word it a bit better mouser, I don't want to see cockroaches reproducable <Deozaan> cockroaches are already reproducable
<Deozaan> Somebody needs to tell mouser that he's not allowed to fight with drupal. He's not allowed to sleep. He's not allowed to take bathroom breaks. He's not allowed to date or eat or drink or do anything that might make him unavailable. He must be around when I need to talk to him!
<taichi> any plans for the national holiday?  <mouser> curse out bush  <mouser> :)
<mouser> emacs is like result if everyone who ever had a linux beard made an easter egg and combined them all and removed the program and just left the easter eggs <mouser> all coded in lisp as well :)  <mouser> emacs should be called: LispEggs
<housetier> this new total commander suffers from feature overload  <housetier> too damn many options  <mouser> so do i  <mouser> i am feature overloaded  <mouser> most of my features are useless too  <mouser> my overweight feature is my worst feature of all  <mouser> i need to get an excercise feature
<wordzi11a> ham = mouser - 1 ?  <mouser> something like that  <hollow87> hollow = mouser  <Deozaan> hollow != mouser  <Deozaan> hollow >= mouser  <Deozaan> Haha
<Ehtyar> my god  <Ehtyar> i think david copperfield was less talented at dissapearing than you are :P
<yello_maniac> look out mouser. the owl may eat you
<mouser> i feel like dr.mccoy in star trek  <mouser> im a programmer jim, not a damn carpenter!!
<mouser> how about: funnycat.com  <srikat> that makes it sound like it's a site for only cat videos  <mouser> what else is there thats funny  <mouser> everyone knows only cats are funny
<mouser> im quitting programming  <mouser> and im gonna become a professional bookcase builder
<mouser> my humour skills are excellent when i wake up <mouser> i think its one of my best features <mouser> must remember to put that on my dating profile if i ever sign up at one <mouser> Best Feature: Wakes up funny
<mouser> my apartment is filled with meerkats
<mouser> actually farr is the only program i made with a tiny tiny easter egg in it  <mouser> but no one has yet found it  <JoTo> really? may we see a picture of you naked?  <mouser> god no  <anderson> oh yes!
<mouser> you know.. something is just plain wrong about spending 30 minutes searching for my book on how to get organized
<mouser> im copyrighted!! no one is allowed to have dreams of me
<mouser> when i hear the word reviewer i wake up :)
<mouser> i am trying to former a Reviewer Elite team...the team will be clothed in the finest of linens and fed fresh fruit and served by lions in tuxedos
<mouser> all party ideas become sole property of mouser...copyright 2006...tm and (R)
<mouser> i should post name and address of my hearts true love and first person to convince her to fall in love with me gets some prize
<mouser>	im taking life Pass-Fail so it wont effect my grade point average...so far ive missed the midterm and the dog ate my homework...it doesnt look good
<mouser>	i think wifey left because he wouldnt stop telling her how amazing spinrite was and she was like wtf steve let me eat my breakfast and during sex he made her call out for spinrite 7
<mouser> when you sneeze can people on irc hear you?  <Allen> Only if you emote :)  <mouser> is there an emoticon for a sneeze  <mouser> :)-----------choo~!!!  <Allen> gesundheit
<mouser>	i dont have a real life, its all dc nowadays :)  <mouser>	but i like you guys so i dont mind :)
*	JoTo still wonders when mouser is sleeping  <JoTo> mouser: you are not human, are you?
<mouser> its easy to get sucked into the arms of publicity and feel loved  <mouser> but then get burned  <mouser> probably like dating that blond girl from charlies angels
<mouser> what if...  <mouser> mouser == app's husband!!!! <mouser> and we didn't even realize it until now!
<mouser> IM IN YOUR FLASH STEALING ALL UR ACTIONSCRIPT
* app wakes up and gives mouser back the blanket she stole from him  * mouser grabs magic blanket  * mouser declares all night work night
<lanux128> i need help with a 'wireless bridge' <mouser> ill help you <lanux128> our office pcs are all wired <mouser> here's my helpful advice: dont drive over wireless bridges <mouser> they might fall
<mouser> today john and traci accused me of being the mean father <mouser> that wont let his kids go on the rides at disney world <Gothi[c]_> YEAH! <Gothi[c]_> meanie partypooper! <Gothi[c]_> :)
<Gothi[c]_> but i found out mouser secretly keeps a clone of him in the basement trained for doing screencasts
<JoTo> you can't eat a sausage without having mouser adding his mustard to it LOL
<mouser> seems another quiet night in dc land almost as if some people have real lives which i find offensive.
<mouser> the donation money will pay for 2 years of hosting costs is another way to look at it or 12,000 candy bars to fuel mouser
<Gothi[c]> i wonder what kind of excercise mouser is doing  <zridling> naked badminton -- very dangerous sport, I hear
<mouser> if you mouser a mouser and he isnt listening.. has he really been mousered?
<app> i am thinking of creating a companion for instant boss...instant mouser  <app> you run it and it ignores you
<mouser> i wonder if god created religion just to see if it would make the rest of us laugh <mouser> and then he was like 'wait.. what?'
<mouser> i need some backup batteries for my brain
<SpyderPig> mouser needs an electric current injected directly into his pelvic region that we can use to remote shock him when we need his attention
<mouser> am i still here? <mouser> my internet connection is messed up today <mouser> i think turkeys are biting through the wires
<mouser> is there any site for taking out a hit on that guy Emeril who has a cooking show? i think that would be more useful.
<mouser> donate $5 to the whack a dino fund <mouser> when we get $100 we will hire someone to drive to wordzilla's house and whack him on the head with a stick <mouser> that will bring him good luck for 7 years <mouser> at least that's what shamurai told me <mouser> sounds a bit fishy now that i say it out loud <Gothi[c]> i bet Shamurai would do it for free
<wordzilla> yes but what if Sham shouts BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER in the chan and it gets quoted <mouser> so what <mouser> thats life <mouser> thats living in sham world <mouser> people should fear it <mouser> but they should know <mouser> monsters like sham exist <mouser> hehehehehehe <mouser> hahahahahaahh <mouser> i made myself laugh <mouser> hahaahahahahahahah <mouser> ahahahahahahahahahah
<Ehtyar> zomfg <Ehtyar> mouser you did not just post buy a book <tinjaw> HaHAHAh <tinjaw> It is mouser's way of helping himself to not feel like a book adict <Ehtyar> rofl <tinjaw> if other people buy books he can say, 'see! other people buy books!' <tinjaw> yeah, just not hundreds of books like him. :)
<Conquer> mousey here? <Shamurai> He is mouseterbating
<mouser> app is coded in combo of php and perl <mouser> plus a delphi front end gui <mouser> and she runs quite well and reliably <mouser> except if you try to organize her with gtd <mouser> then she crashes with giant memory fault
<wordzilla> didnt mouser mention he'd devote his body to science? <Deozaan> I think when he said that he meant he'd volunteer to be the love slave to an all-female alien race. <mouser> definitely <Deozaan> For science, of course. * tinjaw raises his beer stein <tinjaw> for science! <tinjaw> *hicup*
<mouser> ill try to be more here when im here :)
<mouser> i wish i could teach my cat to program <mouser> hmm thats a good idea... a cat programming language <mouser> made up mostly of different kinds of meows <tinjaw> in that language an exception will be called furBall() <tinjaw> And the most popular debugger will be called litterBox
<mouser> if i had a genie i could make a wish on for the sake of the world <mouser> it would be: make all bugs reproducable <tonsofpcs> word it a bit better mouser, I don't want to see cockroaches reproducable <Deozaan> cockroaches are already reproducable
<Deozaan> Somebody needs to tell mouser that he's not allowed to fight with drupal. He's not allowed to sleep. He's not allowed to take bathroom breaks. He's not allowed to date or eat or drink or do anything that might make him unavailable. He must be around when I need to talk to him!
<taichi> any plans for the national holiday?  <mouser> curse out bush  <mouser> :)
<mouser> emacs is like result if everyone who ever had a linux beard made an easter egg and combined them all and removed the program and just left the easter eggs <mouser> all coded in lisp as well :)  <mouser> emacs should be called: LispEggs
<mouser> another day of netflixing  <mouser> working on netflix is like getting punched in stomach  <mouser> all day
<housetier> this new total commander suffers from feature overload  <housetier> too damn many options  <mouser> so do i  <mouser> i am feature overloaded  <mouser> most of my features are useless too  <mouser> my overweight feature is my worst feature of all  <mouser> i need to get an excercise feature
<wordzi11a> ham = mouser - 1 ?  <mouser> something like that  <hollow87> hollow = mouser  <Deozaan> hollow != mouser  <Deozaan> hollow >= mouser  <Deozaan> Haha
<Ehtyar> my god  <Ehtyar> i think david copperfield was less talented at dissapearing than you are :P
<yello_maniac> look out mouser. the owl may eat you
<mouser> i feel like dr.mccoy in star trek  <mouser> im a programmer jim, not a damn carpenter!!
<mouser> how about: funnycat.com  <srikat> that makes it sound like it's a site for only cat videos  <mouser> what else is there thats funny  <mouser> everyone knows only cats are funny
<mouser> im quitting programming  <mouser> and im gonna become a professional bookcase builder
<mouser> my humour skills are excellent when i wake up <mouser> i think its one of my best features <mouser> must remember to put that on my dating profile if i ever sign up at one <mouser> Best Feature: Wakes up funny
<mouser> my apartment is filled with meerkats
<mouser> actually farr is the only program i made with a tiny tiny easter egg in it  <mouser> but no one has yet found it  <JoTo> really? may we see a picture of you naked?  <mouser> god no  <anderson> oh yes!
<mouser> you know.. something is just plain wrong about spending 30 minutes searching for my book on how to get organized
<mouser> im copyrighted!! no one is allowed to have dreams of me
<mouser> when i hear the word reviewer i wake up :)
<mouser> i am trying to former a Reviewer Elite team...the team will be clothed in the finest of linens and fed fresh fruit and served by lions in tuxedos
<mouser> all party ideas become sole property of mouser...copyright 2006...tm and (R)
<mouser> i should post name and address of my hearts true love and first person to convince her to fall in love with me gets some prize
<mouser>	im taking life Pass-Fail so it wont effect my grade point average...so far ive missed the midterm and the dog ate my homework...it doesnt look good
<mouser>	i think wifey left because he wouldnt stop telling her how amazing spinrite was and she was like wtf steve let me eat my breakfast and during sex he made her call out for spinrite 7
<mouser> when you sneeze can people on irc hear you?  <Allen> Only if you emote :)  <mouser> is there an emoticon for a sneeze  <mouser> :)-----------choo~!!!  <Allen> gesundheit
<mouser>	i dont have a real life, its all dc nowadays :)  <mouser>	but i like you guys so i dont mind :)
*	JoTo still wonders when mouser is sleeping  <JoTo> mouser: you are not human, are you?
<mouser> its easy to get sucked into the arms of publicity and feel loved  <mouser> but then get burned  <mouser> probably like dating that blond girl from charlies angels
<mouser> what if...  <mouser> mouser == app's husband!!!! <mouser> and we didn't even realize it until now!
<mouser> IM IN YOUR FLASH STEALING ALL UR ACTIONSCRIPT
<f0dder> how does that work? <omgplzstf> color:black !important; <omgplzstf> like that <AKX> Isn't that a bit racist?
<db90h> mouser is still a commie pinko tho.. donationcoder is really a fund raising drive to overthrow the government <Allen> If I'd have known that, I might have made a more generous donation.
<Allen> This is getting ridiculous.  I keep losing my rum -- totally sober.
* Allen still thinks girls have cooties <-- maybe the cooties live in allen's beard and only come out when he gets near girls
<Allen>	I'm going to donate for a mug with the international symbol for 'if i could push a button and live on this entire world alone i would' on it :)
<db90h> mouser is still a commie pinko tho.. donationcoder is really a fund raising drive to overthrow the government <Allen> If I'd have known that, I might have made a more generous donation.
<Allen> This is getting ridiculous.  I keep losing my rum -- totally sober.
* Allen still thinks girls have cooties <-- maybe the cooties live in allen's beard and only come out when he gets near girls
<Allen>	I'm going to donate for a mug with the international symbol for 'if i could push a button and live on this entire world alone i would' on it :)
<DaynaGirl> it took a naked sweaty man to get me into programming. <DaynaGirl> it was all he wanted to talk about. <DaynaGirl> its amazing what you can learn naked
<DaynaWrkn> I never understood that male question 'How's it hanging'  I know what it is... but does it hang differently for some reason?
<Dayna_-> about the only bonus truly to working at home is... you can work in your undies and have pets visit you while you work.
<db90h> google is pretty scary anymore  <mouser> now there is a confusing sentence  <mouser> im going to make a template from that  <mouser> db is pretty scary anymore  <mouser> i think if you say that you stun your enemy  <mouser> and then you can strike him while his brain hurts
<mouser> celebrate the appearance of the mystical and rare db90h  <db90h> my appearance is nothing to celebrate, the smart will promptly leave the channel ;p
<db90h> mouser is still a commie pinko tho.. donationcoder is really a fund raising drive to overthrow the government <Allen> If I'd have known that, I might have made a more generous donation.
<db90h> i knew mouser, he was my first girlfriend
<db90h> I miss those old days when i was more crazy yet better off in so many ways
<db90h> how come no quotes of mundane daily conversation?<g>  <db90h> oh, yea, they'd be boring ;)
* Della_Roo has a license that allows her to bug josh as much as she wants to
<Shamurai> Its raining men! * Shamurai starts to mosh * Della clears her throat <Shamurai> wow <Shamurai> good quote there! <Shamurai> not family friendly <Shamurai> but a good quote
<Della> great, of all the things i could be remembered for, it will be for the damn farting monkey
<Della> Gothi[c] needs a new quote  <Gothi[c]> no i don't :p  <Gothi[c]> you can have mine if you want to  <Della> mine should be 'the wagging tongue of a boastful man risks getting sunburnt'  <Gothi[c]> wtf  <Della> exactly
<Della_Roo> i remember when i first got my period  <Della_Roo> i was having such bad cramps that my mom took me to the ER  <Della_Roo> and the doctor told her i was constipated  <Della_Roo> DUH!!!!
<app> somewhere in shin's imagination, you, gothic, and della are showing up here for a donationcoder orgy
<edvard> i still don't 'get' thin clients completely yet <Deozaan_> Most of my clients are pretty fat, but I guess that's to be expected in America.
<Deozaan> I have an evil laugh only a mother could love.
<Deozaan> Why is it that whenever I forget a word and decide to ask someone to remind me what the word is, I always remember either in the process of asking or immediately after?
<Deozaan> Why do spiders always wait to come out of their hiding places until after their hiding place is somewhere on my person?
<Deozaan> oh noes! <Deozaan> teh tapeworm has clogged all my intertubes!
* Deozaan slaps mouser in his tinjaw with a rabid wormzilla broadcasting hollow f0dder over a hamradio.
<Deozaan> You mean I'm a tapeworm in my own bum?
<Deozaan> I'm getting a little weary of tape worm and buttocks and me all in the same general sentence structure.
<Deozaan> 'Tired of thinking WTF and never getting TMI doing your SMF searches? Do you LOL at the POS results the current SMF search returns? Get ZillaRank now and say STFU to the SOB who wrote the script for that SMF search!'
<Deozaan> I have FARR but I don't use it. Does that make me the spawn of the devil?  <mitzevo> it makes you the spawn of a little poop named peter
<Deozaan> On a similar note, I bet if Macs came with free porn they'd sell a lot more.  <Deozaan> Then again, every woman would wonder exactly why her husband suddenly needs a Mac.
<Deozaan> Why does Microsoft hate me?  <mouser> not sure  <Deozaan> But they do, right?  <mouser> maybe  <Deozaan> I think they do.  <Deozaan> It may not be a conscious thing.  <Deozaan> They may not even know directly that I exist.  <Deozaan> But I sense a vehement emnity from them directed at me.
<Deozaan> I don't want to hear about bananas or eggs or hip thrusts!
<Deozaan_> I just love being disconnected every ten minutes. It makes me so happy.
<Deozaan> You know app, you might as well just make a WB quote for me that automatically asks MouserBot when mouser last spoke.
<dcDeozaan> Oh no!  <dcDeozaan> I haven't hugged a programmer today!  * dcDeozaan hugs himself.  <dcDeozaan> Okay I'm all better.
<Deozaan> How much mouser would a mouser2 mouser if a mouser3 couldn't mouser2 mouser?
<Nighted> I want my nostrils waxed  <Deozaan> I want these tutorials to work.  <Deozaan> My desire for nostril waxing is second only to that.
<Deozaan> !wakeup mouser <MouserBot> Mouser was last awake: never.
<mouser> for the love of the spaghetti monster  <mouser> PROGRAM YOUR GAME!!!
<Deozaan> I have never purposely said a cuss word in my life and I'm ready to cuss big time! <Deozaan> This is smurfing me off! I'm so smurfing smurfed by vista that I feel like smurfing the smurfing smurf out of the smurfing smurfer!
<doubleBog> mouser, how many of you are there???  <mouser> just one <mouser> if you see another, kill him
<edvard> i used to have the Leonard Nimoy album  * edvard shudders
<EhtyarUSA> have to cross-dress for a murder mystery dinner tonight
<EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
<EhtyarWRK> looking at it makes me dreamy <EhtyarWRK> i dream of a world where there is perl and only perl <EhtyarWRK> and i feel happy
<Ehtyar> homosexual innuendo is not wierd!!!!!!
<Ehtyar> its amazing the performance improvement in firefox when you close 150 tabs
<Ehtyar> goddamnit <Ehtyar> i want some quotes app woman <mitzevo> she only gives quote to crazy people
* ewemoa reasons that there is no need to journey to azaroth to find any one because at this rate, every one will end up there and then we'll all know where we all are...
<ewemoa> there is a similarity between dc and emacs -- both are feature-laden beyond belief.  however, dc is far more approachable and friendly toward newcomers :)
*	f0dder sets (o^.^o) loose on mouser   <mouser> oh shit, wtf is that...a monster?  <f0dder> pikachu :)  <mouser> oh then its ok...hes cute...ill feed db to him
<f0dder> oh man, gross. I just farted, and then I had to sneeze - and when you sneeze, you tend to draw in a deep breath first >_<
<Gothi[c]> app103: you are going to have to eventually evolve to having a smaller monitor next to your main monitor, and on the second monitor, just have buttons
<app> somewhere in shin's imagination, you, gothic, and della are showing up here for a donationcoder orgy
<lanux128> i thought you said that gothic doesn't drive <mouser> well della drives <mouser> gothic eats cheatos
<Gothi[c]> a magnet axe would be something every developer should have in a glass covered cabinet in case of emergency. (You know, the ones that say, in case of emergency break glass). (in case of frustration too)
<Gothi[c]> there's bible quotations on bags of frozen french fries now <Gothi[c]> this country is nutters :p
<hamradio> where is everyone <Gothi[c]> they were all sucked up by a vortex  <Gothi[c]> haven't you heared? <Gothi[c]> tinjaw and shamurai conducted a scientific experiment with the military where a particle accellerator accedently created a previously unknown molecule. The molecule was so heavy and had so much gravity that it just started sucking everything in...
<yello_man> holy crap its a della * Della is now known as Gothi[c] <Gothi[c]> no it's not :) * Gothi[c] has quit () <yello_man> holy crap its a gothic <yello_man> holy crap he disappeared <yello_man> i always knew he was made of magic
<mouser> listening to a podcast that mentions screenshot captor <Gothi[c]> cool <mouser> why are you saying cool, its your podcast <mouser> called Gothic Admits He Hates Linux <mouser> episode 101
<yello_man> gothic is like captain planet, voltron and scooby doo all rolled into one  <yello_man> ok and captain vegetable too  
<wordzilla> hmm y dont ppl interlace porn vids with ads? :D  <wordzilla> ----- porn -------  <ad> Microsoft Vista the WOW starts now</ad> ------- porn ---------  <Gothi[c]> P O R N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  <Gothi[c]> anyone said porn?  <wordzilla> Gothi[c]: didnt know you highlights 'porn', hehhe  <Gothi[c]> busted :(
<Gothi[c]> hi Gothi[c] 
<Gothi[c]>	hmmmmm nude gothic chicks + ducks,... that might add to the crazy factor....
<Gothi[c]> people of the past had funny facial hair
<JoTo> you have to wear a cap with a big yellow flashlight when you are in the channel, so i can notice you at once :-)
* mouser gives Gothi[c] some choco cookie  Gothi[c]> thanks  <Gothi[c]> i needed those  <Gothi[c]> i'm working my ascii off here
<hadez> i rather like putting random ascii chars into orders that make sense to compilers who then use voodoo magic to produce a binary golem of sorts that more often than not even does as i command  <hadez> it's black-magic code-foo  <hadez> most commonly practiced at night while drinking ceremonial brews of green leafy origin
<hamradio> been sick today <hamradio> vomitting and running to the bathroom and stomach ache <mouser> i think ham's high speed internet make him sick <wordzilla> google for a therapy <wordzilla> mouser: agreed, he's not used to high speed porn torrenting
<mouser> time mag person of the year: YOU  <mouser> what a lame cop out  <hamradio> I dont care  <hamradio> I can add it to my resume
* hamradio drops a pin waits for it to hit and then says yup its quiet enough in here you can here a pin drop :)  * mouser catches it and runs off  <mouser> another pin for my collection!
<hamradio> vista comes loaded with viruses intrusions spyware trojans adware thats why they named it VISTA
* hollowlife1987 teases marty with his slim jim
<Aston-> suck me midget, while your down there  <hollowlife1987> grabs axe <Aston-> zips pants  <hollowlife1987> unzips astons pants <Aston-> zips them up again 
<hollow87> its been a long time since i manually mounted anything
<hollowlife> sry something distracted me   <hollowlife> im like mouser on donationcoder 
<hollowlife1987> its a square ball, bouncing right and left
<hollowlife1987> and safe mode isnt really safe...its like closing the front door and leaving the windows open
<hollowlife1987> 'yeah 127.0.0.1' is ddos'ing me
<Krishean> everyone rape hollow's bandwith ;-P
<hollowlife1987> i was curoious so i took the dos 5 manual to read while i took a poop
<housetier> see I don't need an OS to explode the PC in my face. my stupidity alone is sufficient
<JavaJones> Hah. I have no memorable quotes. :p <_Ehtyar> NO MEMORABLE QUOTES MY ARSE
<JavaJones> Is it just me that always sees 'Circle jerk' whenever 'circle dock' shows up? :-p
<Metshrine> Is someone stealing my crack pipe?  <jgpaica> not me, josh <jgpaica> i did steal your pink panties, though
<Deozaan> jgpaiva was in here and I didn't know?  <Deozaan> Sucks to be him, he didn't get to talk to me.
<jgpaiva>	hey! i like xp fisherprice theme :D
<mouser> note to self: dont bother to remember birthdays, jgpaiva will remind you
<jgpaiva>	just an important information for everyone: if you ever move to portugal, and need internet at home, please, but please, don't choose TvCabo as your isp!!!
<mouser>	someone should make some fall asleep program  <jgpaiva>	oh.. that's not too hard. just make the user read emacs manual. he'll find so many confusing stuff, that in the effort to understand it, he'll fall asleep ;)
<jgpaiva> :) DC teaches me something new every day ;)
<jgpaiva> (today, i'm having some trouble writing sentences that actually make sense)
<jgpaiva> ok, now i'm screwd. Ken` can insult me whenever he wants and i can't even tell if it is or isn't an insult  <jgpaiva> damn, i won't be able to sleep well because i'll be thinking about it all night
<jgpaiva> then, if it's a good thing, i'll start calling 'nutsy buttmist' to everybody :D
<Jibz> you do know that even though it feels right and you want to it can still make you go blind? .. true fax!
<Jibz> used to have a computer science lecturer, who would joke that you should have a mathmaticion in a locked box, and whenever you needed some math problem solved, you handed it into the box along with a mars chocolate bar, and out came the result
<JoTo> ah...i'm an idot
<JoTo> i'm an eremit
* JoTo prays every morning...mouser is my god, you must not have other goddesses beside him
<JoTo> i always tried to count sheeps, but i can't sleep to that also, because all the sheeps baa so noisy and they stink in my bedroom
* JoTo comes in wearing a self folded newspaper hat, carrying a big bucket of pink paint, a brush and a big plastic foil, beginning to cover all the joined channel members with the foil, stiring the paint and starts to paint the walls of the new channel!
<JoTo> i know you too well :-) you cant hide it from me (i think), at least not for very long. i know your most secret desires LOL <Ken`> wow <Ken`> i think im getting hard
<JoTo> you know...i am the author of the book '1000 ways to loose good friends with annoying remarks and senseless, not funny phrases'
<mouser> do you feel the electricity in the air? <mouser> it's because it's almost Joto hour! <mouser> tick.. tick.. tick.. tick..
<JoTo> ham: like the japanese man in an american shop saying: 'Please squeek gi krrrr ve me a bottle shhhhhhh of Coca brrkrkr Cola'. Said the clerk: oh my god, where did you learn english from? said the japanese very proud: 'only from squeeek a english shhhhhh krkrk course via VHF'
<mitzevo> .  * JoTo grabs mitzevo's dot and put it in his safe  <mitzevo> hey, that's stealing  <JoTo> wooohoooo...i now own a genuine mitzevo dot! that will be valuable in a few years!
<JoTo> with the new forum search you are yet able to find posts that are to be posted not until tomorrow
<JoTo> result = joto.LookAtDelphi(); printf(result); Output: 'Seems to be a secret Alien Language'
<JoTo> calories are the little leprechauns that come to you at night and sew your clothes narrower
<JoTo> #include <'Gothic'> #include <'mouser'> #include <'macmatt'> GetFun::Init() {fun = new gothic(); fun2 = new mouser(); fun3 = new macmatt(); gothic->Enable(TRUE); mouser->Enable(TRUE); macmatt->Enable(TRUE); while(!next_day()); }
<JoTo> now find out how to write a MakeCoffee('hot with milk and sugar') function 
<JoTo> humans != programmers
<JoTo> i am the JOTO...resistance is futile
*	JoTo is uninstalling Screenshot-Captor and writes a RemoveTool for it for all the others who have it installed
<JoTo>	mouser will sell dc to digg!
<JoTo>	but with a good weblog analyzer mouser will see more. He can see that i came from nakedwhores.com when i arrive at DC :-)))
*	JoTo gets mouser a ticket for exceeding the speed limit with his weblog radar. 'Here you are, SIR!'
<JoTo>	hmmmm...christmas is often calles XMas...so it follows XMan = Santa Claus, right?
<JoTo>	mouser->webcam->watch him->like Little Computer People Project
<mouser>	joto is banned for bad typing!!!
<JoTo> anyone can explain why my collegues all looking at me like I am the alien now?
<JoTo_2> if my lightbulb in my office gets out of order i call a technician from our company...because this is definitely a HARDWARE problem :-))
<JoTo_2> and poor Joto never learned latin :-) / but i speak german, enough english, a little italian, C/C++, HTML, CSS, PERL, PHP, Javascript, AutoIt and VBA / as i speak more computer languages than real life langs...i think i must call myself a computer geek :-)
<JoTo_2> ascii-singing....hmmmm...maybe a new type of art :-) / JoTo_2> hmmm..i wonder if i should apply a patent for it :-)))
<JoTo> i learned the 1. golden rule of MS-Office: You MUST NOT load a document with more than 1500 pages into your local word or you get a BSOD and an immediate automatic reboot with an mandantory filesystemcheck at next startup
<JoTo> There is Windows ME, Windows NT and Windows CE... So we have Windows CEMENT
<JoTo> noware -> you get nothing...the app does nothing...is useful for nothing :-)  <JoTo> and nowhere -> get get to nothing with it LOL  <tinjaw> No JoTo, that is Duke Nukem 3
<Kamel-> polarcode, i was gonna take over the channel, but then i got high
<Ken`> it's just waiting for ... <Ken`> wait and wait and wait <Ken`> it's going to break my wagon <Ken`> no, my wagon broke down under all the wait
<Ken`> I hate to wake the sleeping beast, but .... Shamuria?
<mouser> im trying some Code Igniter stuff; <Ken`> is that code for sex
* Ken` died and went to hell's kitchen where there were only unsalted pretzels
<Ken`> just come over and LOOK AT MY ASS  <Ken`> It's pulp!!!  <mouser> eww  <Ken`> lol  <Ken`> getting washed by dog's tongue  <Ken`> whew  <Ken`> I think it's over
<Ken`> Yeah, I am a mutant
<Ken`> does SIW stand for System Information Wench?
* Ken` is now known as Mutie
<Ken> people have been known to donate on DC
<tinjaw> My next app will be for you, Ken. :-p  <Ken`> yeah, write me one that satisfies my needs  <Ken`> or one that stops my dog from farting  <Ken`> oh, and April, I don't want to see that over and over again
<Ken`> if you feed a cat to a mouse that's dead, it doesn't think about killing it either
<kenners> if you want a tree of cock, i believe you're actually looking, for me.
<kenners> i have too much sexual frustration.
* tinjaw thinks that Killeroid has probably already heard every stupid joke about hemorrhoids that exists so he might as well just say hello
<Krishean> goddamnit wikipedia <Krishean> since when did wikipedia become the illustrated guide to sexual fetishes
<Krishean> first your a kid and everything is fun and games and you aspire to grow up; then you grow up and everything sucks and you have to work all the time and you dream of being a kid again
<Krishean> theres a fly in my room <Krishean> its slowly driving me insane <Krishean> i have the black military jungle hat and the yellow hunting glasses out now, and i've been trying to kill it with my nerf crossbow/battle rifle
<Cai> krish scripts the flip and makes java slip <Cai> i don't know what that means, but it's probably true
* Krishean do you have a loved one that has passed on that you want a lasting memorial of? think compressing them into a diamond isn't quite good enough for them? well your in luck, draconislabs now offers a low-cost service to compress them into a quantum signularity! now they will be with you forever in time and space!
<Krishean> i always take the time to ruin my enemy's day
<Krishean> ive been knee deep in weather.com's code <Krishean> jeez they have some shitty programmers
<Krishean> if(bikini==undefined)bikini=new String();
<Krishean> i just imagine a old crt tv mounting a newer lcd tv and saying 'yeah, you like that bitch'
<Krishean> function obama(a){a[0]=a[0].split('').reverse().join('');} // its change, but not as you may expect
<Krishean> y[F1]=(e&(~f))^(~((g&x[Cn]&(~x[M]))|(h&(~x[M])))); <Krishean> what does it do??? <Krishean> the world may never know
<Krishean> im in ur md5, colliding ur hashes
<Krishean> call people? in real life? what is this christian magic?
<Krishean> you know your a nerd when theres a video of a hot girl dancing on tv and you wonder if the lighting effects were added in after the video was shot in post processing
* Krishean rubs mom's sexy butt  <Krishean> momo*  <Momoko-sama> that sounded so wrong  <Krishean> thats an inconvenient typo
<Krishean> the probibility of me getting any in the nexy 4 weeks is 0% with 100% certainty
<Krishean> tip of the day: don't watch hentai and eat steak at the same time  <Krishean> only bad things can happen
<Krishean> i don't store very much data in my mind  <Krishean> i just store pointers to storage locations
<Krishean> if(nipple==undefined)nipple='???';
<Krishean> ok, plastic, how do i torture-test my machine to find hardware defects? you know a program or suite to do it?  <yello_maniac> windows
<Krishean> i hate bob from the enzyte commercials  <app> krish...you just hate anything that implies anybody getting so much sex that it makes them smile like that all the time  <Krishean> pretty much  <Krishean> i am the chastity fairy after all
<Krishean> my server is funkylicious  <yello_maniac> afros and all
<Krishean> yes, i hate macs with a passion, but pirating mac os makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
<Krishean> --out of nowhere, its krish!
<Krishean> <yello_maniac> we're getting exterminated by krish <--- its more likely than you think?
<Krishean> i have failed at the internet <Krishean> divide by zero and add 5
<Krishean> im in ur abc.com, stealing ur content  <Krishean> with a packet sniffer  <Krishean> no matter how hard you try, you can't hide your content from a man with a packet sniffer  <Krishean> helps if the packet sniffer dosen't freeze
<Krishean> kids = bad  <pyrana> nooo <pyrana> kids are good =D <Krishean> no py you can't eat them
<Krishean> i think HL2 for the xbox enjoys kiling me
<Krishean> people say i need sex... i say i need another computer... 
<Krishean> The KrishBorg Collective: your code will be acquired, your fridge will be raided and your computers will be modded, resistance is futile
<hollowlife1987> krish, whats your current project atm  <Krishean> ummm... being lazy
<Krishean> i prefer to think of myself as an AI trapped in a human body <Krishean> 'help! let me out!'
<Krishean> im an AI trapped in a human body <ViscousBit> oh that's so hot
<Krishean> because thats what i'm best at... being extremely annoying...
<Menchi187> $10 says krish named his penis krishbot
<Krishean> pizza tastes like boobies?
<Menchi187> krish watches too much sailor moon hentai  <Krishean> yes i do, yes i do
<Krishean> oh noes! skynet! <--- skynet ended up being a cluster network, similar to what i just described except it was designed by the military, not a couch potato with a high speed intenet connection
<Krishean> smoking dried porkchops gets you high
* Krishean jews love ramen  <Krishean> because you can buy infinite ramen for $5
<lilblu> krish what do you do outside of irc? <Krishean> R&D for Draconis Labs  <Krishean> Mad Science  <Krishean> a little short on funding atm
<Krishean> i'd need to learn a little more about java  <hollowlife1987> krish...learning OO  did hell freeze over?
<Krishean> i personally like the electric buttweasel device
<Krishean> drugs make everything better  <Krishean> even shitty dvds
* Menchi187 photoshops krish into underwear and adds 'how do i host web?' text
<Martin_> seriously, if you have ever thought that your compiler has given you a full on orgasm... you've obviously never thrown a computer from a window
</\/\artin> the smell of the coffee machine making the coffee.... god, I don't know why I even tried to describe something so sexy in text 
</\/\artin> I'm frozen turkey  </\/\artin> that also means the place is compulsively tidy too  </\/\artin> the only reason I am online is because I can't find any more atoms of dust  </\/\artin> (and because there's no one outside to flash yet) 
</\/\artin_1> OK OK, I've been a woman for 8 years  </\/\artin_1> I hide this fact by trapping it inbetween my legs and walking funny  </\/\artin_1> I use chocolate to forget about it all  </\/\artin_1> happy now? 
</\/\artin_1> I'm going to make an esoteric programming language based off sexual positions only, I think it'd be fun... and the result could either be executed, or used as a guide in bed
<app> http://dont.killmartin.com <Martin_13> that is actually a worrying picture <Martin_13> makes me look like some sick sex freak <Martin_13> look at the glove <Martin_13> I look like a rapist
<Martin_130286> I'm set on being able to procrastinate now... no one's spoiling that
<Martin_13> I hate how >9x handles fuck ups differently  <Martin_13> NT fucks up the fuckups (pardon my language)
<Martin_13> dine(pGirl); pGirl->TakeHome(this); fork(pGirl); sleep(1000*60*60*5); // Male mentality  <Martin_13> there's a follow-up... this->PayChildSupport(this->WeeksWages() / 2); // Didn't use contraception
</\/\artin> and taking my printer to be fixed full of toilet roll will just be shameful
</\/\artin> I'm going to do something more constructive than this conversation, like maybe go open a neopets account
</\/\arty> Girl* pGirl = new Girl; Pizza* pPizza = new Pizza; Girl->Deliver(Pizza); this->eat(Pizza); delete Girl;
<Martin> I remember being horrified as a child when I seen the pretty ladybug mutate into a flying weird thing
<Martin> 'ask the user to enter a number, output the number in hex'... FUCCCCKKKK that, making dolls houses sounds better to me!
<app> you mean you don't strip after compiling? </\/\artin> I do the full monty just for 0 warnings! </\/\artin> if I stripped for no C/C++ errors, then I'd put my coat on for no VB errors
<mitzev_> i need a program to manage every thing :D <mitzev_> file manager, password manager <mitzev_> i need a manager manager <mitzev_> my brain would be the supreme manager of managers ofcourse :P <EhtyarWRK> you brain would manage the manager of the managers
<JoTo> if(smf.GetActualUser() == 'mitzevo' && smf.RequestedPage() == 'Drawing') smf.KickBanBlockPageAndDeleteUserAccount('mitzevo')
<mitzevo> i have evolved into a ring worm now
<Deozaan_> Are you spying on me?   * Deozaan_ looks around.  <mitzevo> define spying?  <Deozaan_> Is that you? The little spider on the wall?  <Deozaan_> How else can you hear my heart?  <mitzevo> no im the tape worm in your ass  <mitzevo> you know all i gotta do is swim up a few levels to hear your heart
<Nighted> I rarely wear pants when I chat here
<Nighted> I raped a chub of baloney once
<Nighted> ladies.... <Nighted> send me nubes <Nighted> no <Nighted> nodes <Nighted> :P <Nighted> son of a bitch <Nighted> nudes <Nighted> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....nodes
<N1ght3d> imagine me living in Rome? <N1ght3d> I can barely speak French
<N1ght3d> tell Ken I need a free psychological evaluation  <wordzilla> no u need sex, go get it <N1ght3d> nah <N1ght3d> it's too expensive
<N1ght3d> I mooned the gay bar last night
<Nighted> resistance is futile <Nighted> we are the tape worm <cthorpe> you will be ass-liminated? <Deozaan> At least it's not laminated. <Deozaan> Or luminated. <Nighted> assmutilated
<Nighted> I have the entire internet from 1996 somewhere on my hard drive
* @Metshrine gives scannie a cock-shaped pillow * scannie hugs the cock-shaped pillow <Kamel> careful, if you beat it, instead of getting softer like normal pillows it actually gets harder
* scancode will make sure Ken` suffers a horrible death involving frogs unless he speaks up. * scancode calls the frog company. <scancode> hey mouser <scancode> do you have that frog dissasembler <scancode> i told you about? <scancode> i need to tweak this frog a bit...
* scancode will hide under Ehtyar's bed for a year and 9 months. <_Ehtyar> ooh careful, Joshua might find you there man * @Metshrine is already spooning with scancode under ehtyar's bed * scancode doesn't really mind. Beats living in the same house as Teh Bitch (TM)
<scannie> josh, stop smoking sand <Metshrine> only if you stop smoking pole <scannie> meh <scannie> you know that won't happen ;)
<Metshrine> YES! <Metshrine> I just got my Project Implimentation Management Professional Certification! <Metshrine> I am now a PIMP
<mouser> have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog or i forget what the creatures are but Metshrine reminds me of it http://allaboutfrogs.org/stories/scorpion.html
<Metshrine> I rarely look at the nicklist unless its to boot mousey ;-)
<Metshrine> It is my ultimate goal to be like app  :) <Metshrine> She's prettier than i am :(
<mouser> well josh when you come to me and say you are haveing a sexual identity crisis and feeling like suicide becase of how much you miss george bush <mouser> im not going to abandon you, you can count on it.
<SpyderPig> If I have a penis, I dont WANT breasts!
<Shamurai> I get those emails daily too <Shamurai> along with many emails saying how my penis is inadequate <Shamurai> but those are from my wife
<Shamurai> mouser loves me this i know, for the interweb tells me so
<Deozaan> My attempts to mimic Shamurai meet with failure. :( <Shamurai> No one can clone the shamurai <mouser> its true he is hard to clone <Shamurai> It takes many years of skill to mimic the sham <mouser> due to obfuscation and encryption <Deozaan> and asylum incarceration.
<Shamuari> The wife always laughs at me when I am naked often commenting 'Awww, isnt that cute' <Shamuari> nothing worse than when your wife pokes it and says its soo cute and the comments on it going in like a turtle
<Shamuari> As I tiptoe through in shadow in the valley of mullets  <Shamuari> I fear no evil, for my hair is with me  * mouser gets scissors
<Shamuari> why does my other client stay connected for over a week when I am gone but wont stay connected for more than 24 hours when I am home // <Shamuari> app <Shamuari> update that quote to read 4 weeks <Shamuari> since Shamurai is still online <Shamuari> THE BASTARD! <Shamuari> idle 22 days <Shamuari> bah
<Shamurai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
<Deozaan> I think Sham is lying.  <Deozaan> You know, I can say that at any random time during the day and the chances of that statement being accurate and true is probably 95%.
<mouser> every month is pick on shamurai month
<app> generic denial: it's all sham's fault  * You have been kicked from #donationcoder by Shamurai (Cower in fear for the sham-man cometh)  <Gothi[c]> new definition for DoS attack: Denial of Shamurai
<Shamurai> I hate licking a window and finding a hardened snot on it :(
<app> on your last jump...did you land on your head?  <Shamurai> I always hit my head
<Shamurai> I am 'speshul'
<mouser> all here who vote to kill shamurai the next time he joins+parts express your consent by saying nothing
<Shamurai> I need attention...I'm like the gay robot by adam sandler
<Shamurai> My silk panties are riding up :(
<Shamurai> I WANT YOUR BODY!  <mouser> im selling it to science
<Shamurai> my poor hiney hole has taken enough of a beating <Shamurai> errr <Shamurai> wait <Shamurai> retract that <Shamurai> everyone /clear
<Shamurai> MOUSER OF PUPPETS I'm pulling your strings! Coding your snacks and smashing your things. Blinded by me, cant code a thing, just call my name and I'll code your games! MOUSER! MOUSER!
<Shamurai> Man, what I wouldnt give for some viarga, a bottle of jack, and 4 midgets right about now....
<Shamurai> mouser is satan incarnate <Shamurai> He tempts us all the time <Shamurai> he uses trickery to make us do his bidding
<tinjaw> My fingers have fused to the keyboard, I am at it so much. <tinjaw> I can only use home row and macros using home row keys <app> no usb connection for your hand yet? still relying on keyboard?
<tinjaw> I am like a goldfish. I grow to the size of the room I am in.
<mouser> i really dont have a good feel for unicode  <tinjaw> I don't know how unicodes feels, but I bet it tastes like chicken.
<tinjaw> IF McGyver saw my source code, he'd be proud of me.
<tinjaw> When I become famous app is going to make some bank selling Time Life the zillions of quotes she has in her WB script.
<tinjaw> <tmi>my farts are especially aromatic this morning.</tmi>
<tinjaw> My quotes haven't been that great lately. You know... that whole writers' strike thing.
<tinjaw> reading may be fundamental, but math proves people are stupid
<tinjaw> I wonder if McDonald's is willing to open up a McDonald's Express in my driveway
<tinjaw> coding is a emotional roller coaster <tinjaw> shit! that didn't work. <tinjaw> w00t! that worked! <tinjaw> rinse, lather, repeat
<tinjaw> coding in VB is like running with clogs
<mouser> i wish i could teach my cat to program <mouser> hmm thats a good idea... a cat programming language <mouser> made up mostly of different kinds of meows <tinjaw> in that language an exception will be called furBall() <tinjaw> And the most popular debugger will be called litterBox
<tinjaw> There is a saying, 'On the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.' <tinjaw> The corollary shoud be, 'On the Internet, everybody acts like a stupid horny 13 year old boy.'
<tinjaw> To me, defining beautiful code is like defining porn; you can't define it but you know it when you see it.  (from forum)
<tinjaw> twenty year old boy chase 20 year old girls, and they don't understand that if they chased 40 year old women they would get twice as lucky with women who know twice as much
<tinjaw> Right in the middle of a training battle, I had Lindsay Lohan drive through town and get pulled over by the police and given a DUI
<tinjaw> I'm impresses that C++ does as much as Python does. <tinjaw> It is all McGyvered up, but usable. :p  <tinjaw> But the people who invented C++ seem to be a little snooty. <tinjaw> They have copied a lot of the stuff from Python, but changed the names to make it look like they invented it. <tinjaw> And why the hell do they need hungarian notation when their standard notation is greek to me already!!!
<db90h> for some reason tinjaw makes me think of tetanus
<tinjaw> My soul is 100% leveraged at this point.  <tinjaw> unfortunately I couldn't claim my soul when I claimed bankrupcy on my morals. :-p
<tinjaw> PYTHON ROCKS (but not as much as NIN)  <tinjaw> I bet Trent Reznor codes in Python
<tinjaw> as you folks have no doubt noticed, sometimes I am in the same room with myself and I have several conversations going, and some of them with myself are on IRC!
<tinjaw> I'm like a jock strap with a splinter in it that you just can't find.  <tinjaw> Yes, I know that will show up in a WB to haunt me.
<tinjaw> And FSM said, 'Thine cat is blessed. The hair of thine cat be infernal, damned, and everyfuckingwhere.'
<mouser> i think tinjaw is dangerously knowledgable of things  <mouser> we must kill him
<tinjaw> I will give any one of you $5 in DC credits if you come over to my place and clean it. :-)  * mouser stills the credits and leaves the wrapper on tinjaw's floor  <tinjaw> damn, one more thing to clean up.
<Tinjaw> If I write a script for app's return to channel it will quote her quoting others!
<Tinjaw> I don't have a personality problem. I have several.
<Tinjaw> I don't have a personality problem. They all get along with each other.
<Tinjaw> So I said to myself, 'Self?' and Self replied, 'Shut up Me, I'm busy'.
<Tinjaw> the only thing keeping me together is string theory! <Tinjaw> Actually the strings are spaghetti
<tinjaw> mouser codes in squeaks and peeps and compiles using swiss cheese!  <tinjaw> But he makes his living tooth and claw over the long haul, because he's got that whole Long Tail thing whipped.
<tinjaw> take to aspirin per thread per hyperthread per core per cpu and call me in the morning.
<tinjaw> I own TextAloud.  <tinjaw> it crashed my computer when I tried to process one of gri's posts  <tinjaw> but, at the same time SETI reported a spike that they are going to investigate further.
<tinjaw> 'DonationCoder, not just for space aliens!'
<Ken`> that made me laugh <Ken`> that made me laugh so hard the dead bugs fell off my window <TucknDar> that should be a new acronym, to replace ROFL <TucknDar> LSHTDBFOMW
<wordz> im trying to restore dc server sucker #1, plz be patient ;) <wordz> im too good at smashing servers, mouser has to award me with mug or something :'( <wordz> i f'd up linux kernel in 5 days <wordz> nice me <wordz> :D <wordz> im too good
<mitzevo> wordzilla, how did you get all these things <mitzevo> they are scripts for the eggdrop? <wordzilla> yes <wordzilla> tcl scripts <mitzevo> you know tcl? <wordzilla> i know how to download them
<wordzilla> pet fish hate me, they die to protest :(
<wordzilla> i should get a 'certified server smasher' mug from mouser
<wordzilla> 3. if the US govn decides that pad files is compulsory for all apps and Ministry of Pads created to handle them all, our projected universal update checker will have its day!
<Anderson> 'No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers'  - Old Possum's Pract. Cats
<Anderson> mouser.show()  <srikat> variable not defined
<Deozaan_> wordzilla, you still alive?  <Deozaan_> And by that I mean awake and active online?  <wordzilla> IM DEAD  <hollow87> 'tis true  <hollow87> i saw mouser kill him
<mouser> mr wordzilla - get back to your studies!  * JoTo looks angry in wordzilla's direction - Do what your mastermouse said!
<wordzilla> we end up with an empty complaints section, no smear compaigns, and a contented Sham, wtf is wrong with this world?
<wordzilla> whoever came up with that idea, check out: http://freethesaurus.net/s.php?q=stupid
<wordzilla> hmm y dont ppl interlace porn vids with ads? :D  <wordzilla> ----- porn -------  <ad> Microsoft Vista the WOW starts now</ad> ------- porn ---------  <Gothi[c]> P O R N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  <Gothi[c]> anyone said porn?  <wordzilla> Gothi[c]: didnt know you highlights 'porn', hehhe  <Gothi[c]> busted :(
<zridling> I tend to use farts as exercise, but I don't do enough each day. need to eat more burritoes